She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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