Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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