i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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