Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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