Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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