The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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