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How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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