So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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