she was so not down for the gang bang
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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