Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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