sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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