I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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