omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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