Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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