it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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