so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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