The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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