Swine flu. Run for my life!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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