she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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