Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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