THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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