And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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