I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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