yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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