My brain says no but my pants say off.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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