90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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