wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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