It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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