i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
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I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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