My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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