Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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