I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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