Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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