I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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