i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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