hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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