i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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