Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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