how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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