So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
