This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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