im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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