Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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