i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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