Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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