Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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