do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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