I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You ruined the universe
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