and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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