Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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