I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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