the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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