hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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