Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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