I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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