Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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