Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
No I am not eating basil off your cock
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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