I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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