No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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